Me for President 2008
“Considering the general acceptance of immodesty we are surrounded with, showing a dedication to modesty without losing all reference to taste and style puts us in a better situation with which to address that culture.”
Steve Skojec
Wine and Beer
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine. And those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
